Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Certainties: A Satire

Students in my English classes of years ago knew that I loved satire. (Perhaps some of them even remember that fact!)Iin keeping with my love of satire,  I'd like to list a few certainties I've discovered regarding the Stacy Burns case.
1. The police have analyzed every surveillance recording with time of activity from the hotel where Ed Burns spent Saturday night with Micheal Bravance, including hallways, elevators, lobbies, parking areas and garages. Therefore, they are certain that his alibi is unassailable.
2. The police have cleared any potential female "person of interest," thereby negating any rumors and or gossip which continue to circulate through the town about possible female involvement in the crime.
3. The police thoroughly searched the houses of Jim Vittum's parents and his ex-wife along with his car, his lake barge and any aircraft which he may have able to access.
4. Any and all specific details of the crime have been kept under the tightest security, especially those details only the killer would know. No newspaper reporter, no television investigative reporter and certainly no writer has had access to any of those details. Certainly, neither has there been any sharing of anything that might impact the open, active and ongoing investigation with the public in general.
In a later blog, we'll hear about other certainties in this case.
Sorry to have missed my scheduled day with this blog. Yesterday somehow got away from me.
Duker     

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